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Sep 19
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the number one killer of a first date

i only have a few minutes, so i can’t write for very long.  i wish my date-meeting last night didn’t last very long.  its too bad, because i hadn’t dated in a long time (4 months) and i returned to the scene of the crime- OKC.  so i joined the site again and went on my first meet-date last night with a guy that seemed pretty promising.  he responded to my emails quickly and he seemed cute and willing to meet, etc.  when i met him last night at a bar for a drink, i knew.  he had the number one kiiller of a first date:  HALITOSIS.  good lord.  i tried to stay as far away from him as possible.  see, the thing is, that is really the worst thing.  and it is horrible for the people who have it, because they can do everything in their power to try to make it go away, but it won’t.  and on this side of the equation, there’s really no divisible way to make it happen.  at least with someone ugly, you can turn off the lights.  haha.  but seriously.  i think most people who have “internet” relationships that linger over a long period of time before they meet PROBABLY HAVE HALITOSIS.  i am a sensory person.  and i am very sensitive with smells.  very very wrong.  NEXT.