Primetime, Baby
Who knew that three months of therapy and a very expensive gym membership could work such wonders. Three months ago, I was depressed, felt hopeless, unattractive, and had very little energy for life. Today I am in the best shape I’ve been in years, am thinking positive, have confidence, feel attractive, and have more than one man’s affections.
Weedguy showers me with affection and compliments. Cookie is still trying to get me to think about him, and today I went on a match date during lunch with a guy that I had really fun conversation with. Did I mention he has really nice arms too? Ok a great body overall, and is cute. I like my boys attractive. I can’t help it- lunch guy is a model/actor; Weed guy is a musician/model; and Cookie is a tall smart hot glass of water.
This is all pretty amazing to me, even as I write it. Who knew that The Universe would answer such prayers. But of course, The Universe doesn’t make things easy. I have to make a decision…eventually. But that doesn’t mean that I can’t have a good time right now, right?
